The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
Free advice is often overpriced.
In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.
Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.