Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.