It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Free advice is often overpriced.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.