People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.
It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.
Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.
Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.