It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

Free advice is often overpriced.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.