Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.