Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.
Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.
Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.
People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.
Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.