Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.