Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Free advice is often overpriced.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.