Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.