If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.