I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.