We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
You can't process me with a normal brain.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.