I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell my why I want to have children and that I just don't know it yet. I do know, because I'm me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don't want to have kids, and it's not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father.