Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

When I look at all the people that I have working for me and the company I've started and all the people that benefit from it and have a living because of it, it's very motivating to continue to do it.