I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have breasts we can't show them?

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.