When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?

I want to start saying bad words all the time!

For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.