He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.