Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.