There's tons of information on the Internet, so if you type in cancer, they'll give you 15, 000 different options to get involved with cancer. It's very easy to get involved if you want to get involved, especially to volunteer your time.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there's a Mexican.