I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a woman, being on the road at these disgusting hotels. What girls want to do that? Gross guys want to do that. I think that the dearth in female comics is just the nature of the business, but there certainly isn't a dearth anymore, so I think it's just silly.

I think everyone's afraid of public speaking. There have been times where I've come out of my own show and been like, 'Oh, God, what am I doing?' . . . You have to remind yourself that 'OK, I'm kind of a badass. I can handle it.'

I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.