I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

My message is strong and my belief is strong, in the fact that we can still be provocative and have fun and just get informed.

I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.

If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.