Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

Everyone is coming from a place of fear and my feeling is stop being so afraid. If something doesn't work then that's fine at least then you know it doesn't work. Don't worry so much about it not working, you can always fix that.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.