Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.