Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone will like you. So if anyone likes you at all, you've already won.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.