I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

I like to just follow what I find compelling. In order for me to be compelling, I have to be compelled. I don't try to think about what people are interested in seeing, I have to be interested. For me, that works the best.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.