Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.