If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.
Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl
I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.
Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.
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