Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.

We set up a bakery called Bad Boy Bakery, to cook on the inside to sell on the outside. It was huge, because it got them working. I'd give them a certificate to go back in the community with a skill. They could get a job. We set up a little bakery and it's gone crazy. I need to be that raw to do the glossy stuff. I need to get back to that kind of scenario.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah.