I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.
Chelsea HandlerAmy Winehouse's mother wrote an open letter to the News of the World newspaper telling Amy she's worried about her and to please call her. I doubt this is the best way to communicate with Amy - she should try spelling it out in lines of cocaine.
Chelsea HandlerIf you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.
Chelsea HandlerI like to just follow what I find compelling. In order for me to be compelling, I have to be compelled. I don't try to think about what people are interested in seeing, I have to be interested. For me, that works the best.
Chelsea Handler