I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.

Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.