Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.
Chelsea HandlerI don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.
Chelsea HandlerIvory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.
Chelsea HandlerI think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.
Chelsea Handler