I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

That just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.