Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

My life and my legs have been an open book.

I think being able to have follow-through, I think a lot of people who are in charge, that is the one quality that you can't forsake. You can get opinions, but you can't have too many cooks in the kitchen when you're envisioning something.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’