You want to do something a little bit meaningful, because we're not saving the planet or anything, but we want to contribute in a positive way, in a way that makes a difference or makes somebody feel something.

If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away - I don't think so.

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.