Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.