Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.