Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.

... some of the best sex I can barely remember.