I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.