[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.