Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
Chelsea HandlerI'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Chelsea HandlerWe spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin - no thank you. My family's very close; I can do that at home.
Chelsea HandlerI was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.
Chelsea HandlerWhen you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.
Chelsea HandlerIt would be nice if everybody were a little bit more mindful of what kind of product you're putting out there. Nothing's for everybody. People are liked and disliked, but at least be mindful of what you're doing and what your message is, and trying to stay true to your authenticity and what you're trying to attain or what your goals are, and don't let anybody get in the way of that. At the same time, have a goal, and have a message.
Chelsea Handler