I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

People always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid; I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.