That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there's a Mexican.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the Bahamas in July. What happened to the good old days when a guy would just saw you in half?

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.

In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.