You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.

My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

Women don't have to be jealous of other women.