I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.
Chelsea HandlerChristina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word outโwhy not just wait until youโre crowning?
Chelsea HandlerMy negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.
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