If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

I was a fitness fiasco - until I found Pilates . . . It's been the most gentle on my body I'm longer and leaner and much more graceful. I can honestly say it's changed my body - and my life.