I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.
Chelsea HandlerI had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
Chelsea HandlerThere's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
Chelsea HandlerThat just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.
Chelsea Handler