If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.

I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

My life and my legs have been an open book.