Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.

As you get older, then you finally come back around full circle when you don't give a s - anymore and you decide I'm going to just tell the truth to everybody. I don't give a s - if anybody likes me.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU