People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

We set up a bakery called Bad Boy Bakery, to cook on the inside to sell on the outside. It was huge, because it got them working. I'd give them a certificate to go back in the community with a skill. They could get a job. We set up a little bakery and it's gone crazy. I need to be that raw to do the glossy stuff. I need to get back to that kind of scenario.