People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

That's the problem in my industry. Anyone can go and open a f - ing hotel. Anyone can go and buy a restaurant. It's not like a doctor or a lawyer, you need certain qualifications. That's the issue.

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?