Women don't have to be jealous of other women.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

Women don't have to be jealous of other women.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.