According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.

My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.