Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

My message is strong and my belief is strong, in the fact that we can still be provocative and have fun and just get informed.

I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.

According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.

My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.