It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

We're doing a bunch of shoots with kids about the election, about politics, about racism. I like to talk about heavy topics with kids because you find out what their parents are feeding them at home, and then you find out their quick reactions to things. It's so refreshing when kids are so honest.