I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my boobs or wearing a skirt and show off my ... I just didn't think that that was the best way to get taken seriously in that world.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.

I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.