Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my boobs or wearing a skirt and show off my ... I just didn't think that that was the best way to get taken seriously in that world.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

My message is strong and my belief is strong, in the fact that we can still be provocative and have fun and just get informed.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.