If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.

When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.