If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.