If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself.

Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.