Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.
You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.
We women have to stick together.
Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.