Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.
I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.
Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.
Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.