He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea HandlerThe whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.
Chelsea HandlerThanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunterโs houseโobviously, theyโll have a turkey with all-white meat.
Chelsea Handler