David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.