I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

I probably do the most for the gay and lesbian community, or LGBT, but I don't have one that I focus on. I just try and kind of do a lot for different charities.

I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.

My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.