No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

I think the people in your life are the people that - when you can make other people happy and you can give things to your family and your friends, you know, that's really obviously what life is all about. But it doesn't have to be children. It doesn't have to be a husband. It can be whatever you make it.

Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.