No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat?

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

That just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.

I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.