People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.
I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.
I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.
I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, Oh, I love your show. And I'm like, You can't love my show if you can hear.