No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

[Late-night host] is not really a job for a woman. You can't have kids and be a late-night host.I mean Samantha Bee has children, but you're there all day and all night. No one has a life outside of it. I would never try to have a family. I care much more about a career anyway, than having a family, so that's my own prerogative. It's just not something that a woman.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.