I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.
Chelsea HandlerIf diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?
Chelsea HandlerIf you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.
Chelsea Handler