My message is strong and my belief is strong, in the fact that we can still be provocative and have fun and just get informed.
Chelsea HandlerSeeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.
Chelsea HandlerWe usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
Chelsea Handler