There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself.

For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.