There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.

Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.