I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.