I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

I don't understand what apps are on my phone. Why do they ask for passwords? Why do they all ask for different passwords? It's so frustrating that I end up just reading a book every time I try to go online.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.