I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.

I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.