Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.
Chelsea HandlerSeeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.
Chelsea HandlerHave you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.
Chelsea HandlerThere are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
Chelsea Handler