He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.
Chelsea HandlerHow do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.
Chelsea HandlerI don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
Chelsea HandlerWhat about your constitutional right to bear arms, you say. I would simply point out that you don’t have to exercise a constitutional right just because you have it. You have the constitutional right to run for president of the United States, but most people have too much sense to insist on exercising it.
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