I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.