It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.