It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.