It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

I haven't been manipulated. I did a documentary in prison years ago because I was so f - ed off with those lazy bastards in their bed for 18 hours a day, five dishes a day on a menu to choose from, playing soccer every day, going to the gym, watching movies.

Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father.